RUNNING LATE - ...well
O.K., the truth is somebody forgot to set the alamr for 2005
and the band overslept, but please bear with us....
A BIT OF THE OLD CALAIS SPIRIT - Bill
reckoned this was nothing and that in his day disembarkation
meant putting your instruments above your head, jumping unquestioningly
into the briny and, up to your neck in it, wading ashore under
enemy fire, but then Bill's day was pre-living memory...
YA YAS OUT - Sir Mick in particular is busily mugging up the rhyming slang
of his youth ..."light us a Prada" (Prada Bag -
fag)... Mick does have his limits mind, he says he always
draws the line when asked to "Luva Duck", never mind
having a "Gander"...
JUST A REGULAR GUY - with the aid of an old wheel barrow blagged off Charlie's dad,
the 'Human Stiff' has, even at a penny a go, proved a pretty
decent little earner...
OF THE YEAR SHOWS - ...and
please do remember to explain to your children that a pet isn't
just for Christmas day, they will have to make it last until
the butchers are open again...